(TRENDING NOW): THE DELIVERY MEDICAL REPORT OF MARY THE MOTHER OF JESUS.

I saw this ‘medical report’ of Mary, for the birth of Jesus on this day 25th Dec… You ll need a medical doctor, or a medical student, 500 Level and above, to explain the details to you… Its quite revealing. Read report below..

I present a 20yr old virgin, Jewish by tribe,practices Judaism, engaged to a Carpenter Mr. Joseph and lives in Nazareth, G1P0+0 now P1+0, LMP 9mths ago.
Pregnancy was not planned, not desired, confirmed by Angel Gabriel. Pregnancy was carried to term, she was not frequent with ANC. Pregnancy, labour and pueperium were uneventful, she had an unsupervised spontaneous vertex delivery of a live male baby in a manger who cried immediately after birth.
Birth parameters:
Apgar score of 10 in 1,10 in 5
OFC-35cm
Length-50cm
Weight-3.5kg
RBS-86mg/dl
Angels announced his birth,Shepherds heralded his coming, kings brought gifts to him. No ultrasound to determine the position of placenta, yet no abruptio or praevia was recorded, no ANC drugs, yet no neural tube defect was formed, no active management of 3rd stage of labour, yet no postpartum haemorrhage occured.

This piece of report is epic… So typical of the MESSIAH!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL.

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